Today we will tell you how to survive the Zombie Apocalypse. Survival instructions.
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Well, comrades? Did you jump? Did you think this was all the irrepressible imagination of screenwriters and computer game developers? No matter how it is!
Move your buns, there's an apocalypse in the world! Thousands of zombies are walking around the city, most likely, your friends are already among them. It is not yet entirely clear how the virus entered, so be extremely careful. The main thing is not to let the Walker bite you.
Read the instructions to the end, print them out and store them in plastic in your breast pocket. It will come in handy.
Who are Zombies
Zombies are the same undead creatures only capable of moving. They cannot think, nor can they feel. But they always want to eat. And they want to eat you. Therefore, the main task is not to get caught in Zombak’s teeth.
The undead move slowly, so it is easier to run away from them than to engage them in battle. If it so happens that the Walker is very close, and his bloody muzzle with a grin is about to bite you, don’t yell, concentrate and aim straight for the brain. The brain is the control center for all the desires of zombies, or rather, one desire. Kill the desire to devour - destroy the dead thing.
Zombies don’t know how to open doors or overcome obstacles, so when a monster appears, hide and climb higher. Then you’ll come up with something - a stake in the crown or an ax to the back of the head. If you have a knife, it's better to aim for the eye. It's more reliable.
What to do if a zombie apocalypse occurs. Survival instructions.
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1. Beginning. You woke up and saw that zombies were attacking people in the streets. DON'T PANIC. This is the first one. If you are in an apartment, check that the door is locked. Locked? Barricade it. If you are in a private house, lock all the windows/doors and also cover them with as much furniture as possible. Yes, also adapt the rack you recently bought from Ikea for clutter. Don't skimp on the furniture, you won't need it anymore.
2. Collect everything valuable in the apartment/house. Namely: personal documents, gold jewelry. Documents and gold - in a safe place, closer to the body. Money. The pack is no more than 10 cm, just in case, most likely you will NOT need them, also with credit cards, put all these symbols of the bygone era in a bag, but so that it fits somewhere and does not interfere with you when moving.
3. Inspect your home. You need to find high-calorie foods, water and medicine, and warm clothes. Collect all the canned food in cans, find plastic bottles, pour water from the toilet tank, kettle into them, look in the refrigerator, take all the liquid to the maximum. DO NOT TURN ON THE TAP WATER!!! Look in your home medicine cabinet. Take EVERYTHING from there. From grandma's Phenibut to expired bandages. That's all.
4. Now inspect your home for weapons. Gas canisters and stun guns? NO. Take this if you have space. It won't save you from zombies. Crossbow? Pneumatics? YES. Take it all from it. If you have a firearm, it’s absolutely gorgeous. Don't forget the ammunition. Priority is firearms. If you have any walkie-talkies, even amateur ones, even babysitters, you MUST take them. And all the batteries. From remote controls, children's toys, EVERYTHING. Even those who sat down. ALL batteries.
5. It seems like we were getting ready to go out.
6. Look through the peephole of the front door. If there are 200,500 living corpses there, DO NOT go out. Try to look for an alternative exit from your home. Balcony, back door, dormer window. If there are too many zombies there, strengthen all these entrances as tightly as possible. Fortified? They can't break your fortifications? Be quiet. Try not to make any noise. Live on HALF of your supplies (food/water), if they are not gone, then you will have to break through. Unless you want to die of hunger in your home. There is little chance. But try to break through. If you have a wife and children, leave them all the supplies (you’ll come back for them later). If only your wife, go for a breakthrough together. Good luck. Further, if you have broken through, see the next paragraph of the instructions.
7. He escaped from his home onto the city street. If there are a lot of zombies around, fight them off, hit them in the head. Anything. If he didn’t fight back, he died. Fought out or came out onto a “clean street” - see below
8. So, you are on a city street. Yelling and running around in panic is not an option. Do everything as quietly as possible. Try to get to the nearest weapons store. Or, as a last resort, to the nearest sports center.
9. Did you get to the armory? BEAUTIFUL! No, dumbass, DO NOT take shotguns!!! I repeat, do not take shotguns or anything with a gauge larger than 12!!! Take repeating rifles like "Saiga" and a bunch of cartridges for them. Take any repeating rifle if you don’t have a Saiga. A semi-automatic rifle is the key to survival, it is the best thing YOU can get in a hunting store! Take shotguns and double-barreled guns if you have room and someone to carry them……. Will explain. Shotguns are cool when you watch a movie about Pindos. And during the zombie apocalypse, while you are pulling the bolt on your shotgun, your brains will be eaten by zombies!!!11adin. So take self-loading carbines. And further. Take all the gunpowder, my friend. There is powder in packages in gun stores, you will need it, believe me. Well, as well as binoculars, compasses, and, of course, hunting matches. And take out ALL the cartridges in the Saiga. Even if you didn’t find Saiga. 7.62 is a universal cartridge. If you find 5.56, take it too. If there is nothing like that, take any firearm. If you don’t have a firearm, take stun guns and pneumatic guns and spray cans. Anyone will find it useful. If there is no firearm.
10. Stocked up on weapons? Or not? Let's say NO. Go to the nearest Police station. Surely there won't be anyone there anymore. If so, offer him the money or gold that you took from your apartment. I'M JOKING, FUCKING KIDDING. Tell him the situation, our cop is not a policeman from the syshy (who has paragraphs and laws in his head), his mind works like a Swiss watch, he always understands the situation. In 90% of cases, he will understand that you are not bullshitting about the zombie apocalypse. Well, if he doesn’t understand... Alas for you, friend.
11. So, you have/have not acquired a firearm, it’s time to go to the pharmacy. Time is pressing. Go to any pharmacy, even if points 9 and 10 did not work out. If there is a pharmacist there (if there is a pharmacist and refuses to cooperate... explain the situation to him. If he persists, beat/torture. This is your life) - ask for all the antibiotics, vitamins, painkillers( NOT narcotic). For me, it’s 10 packs of Ketorol, Levomycetin (a broad-spectrum antibiotic, but with side effects), and all drugs based on ampicillin for a family. In general - all possible antibiotics. And vitamins. If there is no pharmacist, DO NOT take something that is expensive. Try to find antibiotics. Really, try. Rifabutin, Clarithromycin, Something like that, friend, find antibiotics at the pharmacy. This will always help you. Morphine and other narcotic substances - take some. In case of emergency. And don't give it to anyone. And don't use it yourself. We want to survive.
12. So, you left the pharmacy. Let's say you have a firearm with a lot of ammunition, a supply of medicines, a supply of canned food, a supply of Complivit vitamins.
13. Find a car... NOOOOOOO!!! Not a fucking GORGEOUS HUMMER. Find something 4x4, roomy and light-eating. UAZ, for example. Not so glamorous, but cheap, reliable and practical.
14. At this point, morality recedes into the background... We take gasoline from passing (zombie inside) cars. That is, one drains gasoline, and four with weapons guard it.
15. We go, we go, we go... We reach any safe object (any communications technician or radio operator or power engineer knows at least two such objects)
16. Look what you grabbed to drink while looting the supermarket. If you have 3 two-liter bottles of Pepsi, you're an idiot! And if you have one five-liter bottle of drinking water, then you’re a kawaii cutie, damn it. Because a fool knows that clean water is the best liquid you could take with you in a zombie apocalypse. Did I mention it would be a good idea to bring some alcohol with you? Check it out. If you plundered 3 Hennessy XO bubbles in the market, you are an idiot. A bottle of pure alcohol, like rum, gin or regular water, is what you will use to wash any wound. A Hennessy wound is very likely to turn into gas gangrene, as is the case with all drinks that contain sugar/sweet/sweet stuff... Disinfection is the way to salvation. Take the water, you won't go wrong. Better, of course, is pure alcohol, but they don’t sell this in stores, and in pharmacies you won’t have time to think about alcohol.
17. Medicines. Antibiotics and vitamins. This is a fucking postulate. Throw away Viagra and penis enlargement product. If it's expensive, it doesn't mean it's useful. A course of antibiotics for 160 rubles cures pneumonia. If you manage to steal something narcotic, don’t throw it away. After a zombie apocalypse, there will always be someone who will do anything for drugs. Don't take it yourself. In no case.
18. Weapons. Let's wait for now. Let everything remain in place. But keep a charged “something” next to you, depending on what you managed to do as a spy. Better let it be a firearm. At the moment - any.
19. Clothes? It’s good that you can even be where you are! Leather pants and biker jackets - leave those to grandma! Any Chinese down jacket and cotton pants will keep you 10 times better from the cold, bro! – clothes are not the main thing! Although, if you take a pair of woolen socks with you, it will not be in vain.
20. Okay. You have to look at all this in 10 minutes. Sort it by degree of usefulness in 5 minutes. And move on. What the heck, there’s a zombie apocalypse all around, and you’re slowing down!?
21. Let's move, bro, press on the pedal. Further. I saw an abandoned car. If there are no threats around and it’s not dark. Stop. And suck it. No, not what you thought, but gasoline. Try to get as much gas as possible at every opportunity. And quickly. Because in six months all gasoline reserves will become unsuitable for filling into a car. Gasoline is not vodka - it deteriorates over time. And mobility is the main thing in the zombie apocalypse.
22. Let's move on. A-H-U-E-T-Y! There are clearly NOT zombies standing on the road and asking to “pick them up.” There are 2 seats in the car. More precisely, there are no more places, but somehow on the roof, and a maximum of two people will fit in the trunk. And a crowd of zombies is running across the field towards the road, who clearly want to get acquainted with the rich inner life of your potential passengers.
23. And the situation is such that, even if you want, you can take two, no more. Well, there's no more fucking room. Well, not at all. But these three. A young girl with a baby, a collective farmer, smelling of manure and a little tipsy, and, fuck, Zhanna Friske. Who will you take? My advice to you. Take the girl with the small farmer and the collective farmer. The girl will be grateful to you for saving the child. Maybe GIVE))) No, just kidding. Firstly, she is young, and secondly, she is capable of reproduction. Collective farmer? Yes, at least he can do something with his hands. And we, ordinary people, have a very developed sense of gratitude. You could say it turns into a feeling of devotion over time. But Zhanna is already old, and if you save her, she will not thank you, she will think that you took another one in vain, because otherwise she could get more comfortable in “your leaky tarantass.”
24. Naturally (not a typo), the above situation is purely hypothetical, like this whole story. I don’t consider Zhanna Friske such a bitch at all, if anything, she’s just an example)
25. I just want to bring you to the question about the choice of satellites. And this is fucking important, vitally important!!! one!!! during the zombie apocalypse. The “wrong” companions will destroy you and themselves out of the blue, and the “right” ones will save you at a critical moment.
26. Forget about celebrities. If you suddenly come across a bus with artists from the Bolshoi Theater and a ShiShigu (GAZ-66) with a team of electricians, you know who to choose. There's no need to even think about it. If you have brains, you will go to shishiga. Yes, life is fucking cruel. In extreme situations, people without complexes have a much better chance.
27. Yes, it’s better to hire a bad turner than a professor of philology. Better a contract sergeant than a colonel general. Better a nurse than a philosophy professor. It's a zombie apocalypse, don't forget it, bro.
The only priority is doctors. Take any. Surgeons are a huge priority.
Food
The issue of food in the first days will not be so acute. The stores haven’t been looted yet; you still have a package of pasta, chips and cookies lying around your house. Hold out for a while. But it’s better to make supplies in the first days of the end of the world, while you can still grab something.
First, go to your neighbors, they, most likely, have already turned into zombies and your insides are now much more relevant and tastier for them than a couple of cans of stew.
First, visit the apartments where families with children lived. The percentage that their refrigerator is full of food supplies is much higher than that of the old lady on the second floor. We'll visit the old lady later.
Remember! You need proteins and carbohydrates - nuts, biscuits, cookies, stew, pasta, cereals. Pack everything in plastic bags, it will be better preserved and easier to carry.
Any chance?
As soon as the zombie apocalypse has begun, you need to take action, otherwise you won’t survive. Throughout the war you will have to improve your skills - only this will help you escape. What's next? If you manage to survive and the apocalypse ends, the survivors will find themselves in a devastated world where everything is destroyed. It can drive you crazy. You will have to learn to live without light and other amenities, grow food with your own hands, and build houses. It will be a slow start, but one day things will definitely get better! However, let's hope that the zombie apocalypse will bypass us.
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Water
As soon as you wake up and realize that life is no longer the same, and the walking dead are walking around, immediately drain the water. Do not under any circumstances draw water from the tap; we do not know how exactly the virus is transmitted. It is likely that it was MUP Vodokanal Yekaterinburg that became the root cause of the apocalypse.
Drain water from a vase, aquarium, teapot, or three-liter jar. Later the water can be boiled. When you are finally convinced that Vodokanal has nothing to do with it, only in this case can you use water from the tap, radiators, and flush cisterns.
Preparation
You need to collect a survival kit in advance. It should be in an easily accessible place. The set of things is sufficient for a 3-day survival. We need medicine, fresh water, matches, a lighter, a flashlight, batteries, a radio, canned food, candy bars, a can opener, a filter for water purification.
The survival kit includes documents, a compass, a map with water bodies and the road network, warm items and shoes, earplugs, binoculars, and a multitool. It is recommended to add a sleeping bag, a mining shovel, a hammer, a large ball of rope, and a comfortable backpack to the kit.
Cloth
If you are a lady who is accustomed to crepe de Chine, veils and stilettos, go to the jock neighbor opposite. He will probably have an outfit suitable for you. Oops... don't go to the jock, he's probably already converted and you're unlikely to be able to handle him. Better to go to a student. He probably has an oak leather jacket that he inherited from his informal uncle. Those who once hung out at Sphinx remember very well that the leather jackets from Tarkus in the 90s were simply wooden. This means that such a jacket can be used as armor against zombie bites.
Don’t go to your informal neighbor, he will most likely be alive, and he won’t just give you his jacket.
Wear comfortable leather boots on your feet; it is better to get ankle boots. Sneakers, in principle, are also suitable.
But seriously?
If we are talking about survival in an apocalypse, we need to consider the topic more thoroughly than taking ancient legends as a basis. Scientists believe that zombies really exist - these are people under the influence of potent substances that provoke a death-like state. They may be mistaken for dead and buried. Waking up in a coffin, a person experiences extreme stress. He knows that he is dead and has no place in society. If he manages to escape, he still strives for the cemetery, where he believes he belongs.
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Experiments have been conducted to study the behavior of such people, and they are quite successful. True, according to some, zombies are decaying corpses that move thanks to magic. It would seem that they are dead, which means they have no needs, but legends say that they are driven by hunger, and the main delicacy is the brain of a living person. When bitten by a zombie, he himself becomes the same.
First aid kit
Remember, you and I wanted to go to our neighbor’s grandmother? So, the time has come. The main thing here is not to overdo it - pills for blood pressure and stroke are unlikely to be useful to you in your future active life. In general, heart disease will become a thing of the past. Maybe grab a little validol for the first time to get used to the zombies.
Take your painkillers, antidiarrheals, smecta, but your main task is to find antibiotics.
Having water and antibiotics can make you a powerful and rich person in the future.
Therefore, go to the nearest pharmacy for antibiotics, and the sooner the better. Grab all drugs that end in - cin, - lin (penicillin, ampicillin, erythromycin, vancomycin, neomycin, monomycin and others).
And go away, go away...
What to study?
You need to master the skills of hunting and cooking using a minimum of items. Making a fire is not easy, it is better to learn in advance. Soon there will be no matches and lighters left; we will have to remember the ancient method.
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It is believed that during a zombie apocalypse, survivors will quickly become excellent hunters, soon form powerful troops and be able to deal with a wave of sick people. To do this, you will have to find a weapon effective against the walking dead. To organize resistance, you need to get in touch with the survivors. Soon there will be camps where everyone will be gladly accepted - no one will refuse a beginner, even an inexperienced one.
Single Rescue Plan
Let's start looking at recommendations on how to survive a zombie apocalypse with non-family citizens, gender doesn't matter. First of all, it is necessary to barricade the windows and doors, that is, to isolate yourself from the outside world. Then start counting and sorting your inventory. A real zombie apocalypse in the city is Armageddon, especially at the very beginning. The dead will scour in search of prey. They will organize in packs and attack anything moving, so it is better to wait it out. It will last, according to calculations, about two weeks. Therefore, it is necessary to immediately stock up on water and food. You should only take products that are not subject to rapid spoilage: canned food, biscuits, and the like. Don’t waste your money on cereals; they won’t be possible to cook in the city. Employees of energy supply enterprises will be eaten very quickly.
⇡#One more day...
After many years of office work, sometimes you just want to get away for a couple of weeks. Somewhere in nature, fishing, away from the tentacles of the World Wide Web and the coverage of mobile operators. Great, you'll agree. There is one downside: when you return to the civilized world after such a vacation, there is a certain risk of finding yourself right in the middle of a legion of zombies into which the residents of your hometown have turned. That's exactly what happened to Ed and Marcus. Having fought off the first blood- and entrails-hungry dead, the friends play a standard concert: “Oh God, what is this?”, “Who are all these psychos?” and other typical exclamations of surprise.
For an hour or two, State of Decay leads you by the hand... although, rather, it runs forward and occasionally shouts to the player so that he does not accidentally stray from the desired trajectory. And then he completely lets him go free. Like, survive as you wish. Undead Labs still took care of the script, in which there was even a place for a dramatic outcome, but it looms somewhere in the background, never coming to the fore. The main thing is not to let yourself be killed, to protect the lucky few (lucky ones?) from death, and in general to somehow establish existence in a new cruel world.
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The first thing you need to do is get a safe haven - a church that turns up well turns up. Of course, there are few amenities there, so you have to do everything yourself. You open the menu and at first you get a little lost in the large number of all sorts of indicators and options. But once you understand the logic of State of Decay, everything becomes obvious. For successful survival you need five things: food, medicine, fuel, building materials and ammunition. All this will have to be mined with your own hands in abandoned houses and shops. The process of collecting resources is very labor-intensive. First you need to thoroughly examine every corner of the building. And when you rustle around in another closet, it’s easy to accidentally break something and attract a crowd of zombies with the noise. It’s not enough to find much-needed things; you’ll also have to pack them into a large backpack and drag them to the base.
Resources in houses cannot be restored. Once you search the building, you will never find anything there again. Therefore, each time it is necessary to go further and further in search of useful things. It’s good that the world is quite compact and ownerless vehicles are generously scattered around it. Having collected enough material, you can rebuild, for example, a watchtower, which will increase the safe zone. There are many useful structures, and there is not enough space for them all. So you will have to think what is more important: your own garden or a workshop that allows you to make incendiary bombs.
If you're tired of constantly running for food, you need to grow it
Where to get food, water and weapons?
One of the most important factors for survival in such a situation is the availability of protective equipment. You will have to look for firearms in specialized stores or other people's apartments. This is no longer looting, but a necessary measure. Try to act carefully so as not to attract the dead with noise. Don't go hunting alone. It is advisable to immediately gather in groups, this makes it easier to defend. You shouldn't go to huge supermarkets immediately after the start of the apocalypse. There are many unfortunate people caught by the epidemic while shopping. They will leave the buildings only after a certain time. Postpone the hunt for a week or two. It is better to look for food in small shops closer to the outskirts. But they will quickly become empty, and then you will go to hypermarkets. The real zombies are looking for people and animals, so they will leave the city when there are no residents left. Therefore, if you have the opportunity to wait a month in an apartment, then you should take advantage of it.
